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"Objection!" cried Marvin.

The judge frowned. " All I did was read your name... are you really a lawyer?"

"No... But I beat Phoenix Wright. TWICE."
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Withered hands clawed dirt. Strength ebbing, he gouged an "X" in the earth, then slumped over, dead.

Thus perished the last man on Earth.
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Reflecting on his life thus far, John had no regrets.


Then, he realized he was out of bullets.


Alright, make that one regret.

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Today's Word Count: 25

"More people will come if we say there'll be Pugs and pie!"

"No dumbass, more people will come for PUNCH and pie."

"Well... I like Pugs!"
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After four decades, Granpa still could take a punch and come back swinging.

That's why I shot 'im.
theotherbaldwin: (mc grammar)
Word A Day Entry

Today's Word Count: 17


"Ensign! Reverse thrusters, full power! NOW!"

"...can't do that, sir. No reverse."

"WHAT? Why not?"

"Budgetary cutbacks."
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Word A Day Entry

Today's Word Count: 16


"Bloody hell! You're supposed to burn the HOUSES and ravish the WOMEN!" shouted Skullpulper, pondering retirement.
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Word A Day Entry

Today's Word Count: 15


Za'athor watched his arch-enemy crumple to the ground.

"You have lost the lead," he growled.
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Word A Day Entry

Today's Word Count: 14

Upon further reflection, no, I never did see that explosion coming.

I should've ducked.

Oops.

(Edit: This was supposedly posted yesterday; reposted via LJ's post from saved draft feature).
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Word A Day Entry

Today's Word Count: 13


Garvik slauted. "Sir! We've decoded the message."

"...Well?"

"Sir, it says 'You're NEXT!' "
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Word A Day Entry

Today's Word Count: 12


Faye put out her cigarette.

"Coffee?" she asked.

"After dinner," he replied.
theotherbaldwin: (mc grammar)
Word A Day Entry

Today's Word Count: 11


Dear Sir:

Please cease creating alternate unverses forthwith.

Yours Truly,
Watcher
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Word A Day Entry

Today's Word Count: 10


Jane smiled. She finally taught the toaster to feel love.
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Today's Word A Day Entry

Today's Word Count: 9


"Eureka! I've finally discovered the secret to eternal--- arrrrgh!"
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Word a Day

Today's Word Count: 8


Jon realized he had nothing.

Then, he died.
theotherbaldwin: (tut-tut)
Word A Day Entry

Today's Word Count: 7


The box read "RADIOACTIVE".

It was delicious.
theotherbaldwin: (mc grammar)
That's the tentative title for this idea, anyhow.

INspired by this recent WIRED article, I will follw this example, with a twist:

I will start with six words. Each weekday, I will add one to my allowable word count. I will stop either at 1,500 words, or until my brain gives out.

I will endeavor to to one a day, each day, Mon-Fri.

So, today's first story:
Word A Day Story

Today's Word Count: 6


"Look! Above the White House! Dragons!"

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